Devil's Beatitudes

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Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church ~ they are my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked ~ I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they may stop going to church ~ they are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's nerves ~ they are mine forever.

Blessed are the troublemakers ~ they shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray ~ they are easy prey for me.

Blessed are the gossipers ~ for they are my secret agents.

Blessed are those critical of church leadership ~ for they shall inherit a place with me in my fate.

Blessed are the complainers ~ I'm all ears for them.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not yourself ~ I've got you.

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